Saturday, November 14, 2009

Worst center snack nominee: crack

The crack the center worker in Minneapolis found in the 13-month-old's mouth was wrapped in plastic, so no actual damage was done, but, presuming it wasn't staff (and licensed child care isn't a crack-friendly atmosphere, even in wide-open Minneapolis), somebody who signed in and out in the visitor's log has some 'splainin' to do.

"We're talking about an amount, about possibly the size of maybe a couple of jelly beans," said Jesse Garcia of Minneapolis Police.
The room was cleaned and scrubbed from top to bottom.
"I emptied out the room thoroughly and I had everybody with vacuums and hoses and Shopvacs getting in the corners. Anything that looked like it should be sucked up, suck it up," Thibodeaux said.
Moral: If you have a small child, always keep your crack wrapped up in plastic, in case it falls out of your pocket and the baby picks it up.

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